A bunch of comedians wish us Merry Christmas

( feat. Paul F. Tompkins, R.O. Manse, Tig Notaro, Rob Huebel, Patton Oswalt, Mike Phirman, Jimmy Pardo, Brian Posehn & Scott Aukerman, Garfunkel & Oates, Aimee Mann, Chris Hardwick, Paul Scheer & June Diane Raphael, Doug Benson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Nick Thune,  )

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According to Philadelphia Eagles players, the most courageous man on the team in 2009 was one who started the year serving time in prison for an act of extreme cowardice.

Today, the Eagles announced that Michael Vick was the 2009 winner of the Ed Block Courage Award, an honor given to a player who shows courage in the face of adversity. Vick's teammates voted for the award, thus demonstrating how tone-deaf and out-of-touch NFL players are with reality.

( Courage )

( Spoilers, Bitches )

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SHAKING AND CRYING, Y'ALL.

Is Susan Sarandon dating a 31-year-old ping-pong aficionado named Jonathan Bricklin? That's what a few other outlets hear. For her part, Sarandon denies it (via publicist Teal Cannaday).

( Cougar )

Does that make Susan a homewrecker?

"Video for my track 'Upular', composed using chords, bass notes and vocal samples from the Disney Pixar film 'Up'. Enjoy!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVxe5NIABsI

If you haven't seen these before you are missing out:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Fagottron

p.s.
Yes I know you love Alice in Wonderland and Marry Poppins once lol. They're not on the youtube anymore though :/


I've posted the last few of these and I intend to continue.

In December, a month in which 62 percent of Americans are planning to support charities for the Holiday season, The Daily Beast undertook an extensive study on the effects of celebrity on charities. Looking at the 50 biggest celebrities allied with a nonprofit, either as a member of its board or advisory committee, an ambassador, or the face of a campaign, The Daily Beast tallied how much awareness they produced for their favored nonprofit in print, television, and online, and also calculated any personal donations to the charity, since cash is the most direct impact of all.

Using VMS and BurellesLuce, media-monitoring firms, along with Lexis-Nexis and Google search results, The Daily Beast compiled and attributed value to media mentions.

The Top Ten:
#1, Justin Timberlake, Annual Impact: $9,262,381
#2, Madonna, Annual Impact: $5,540,068
#3, Pamela Anderson, Annual Impact: $4,840,168
#4, Oprah Winfrey, Annual Impact: $3,973,870
#5, Bono, Annual Impact: $3,598,313
#6, Angelina Jolie, Annual Impact: $3,015,070
#7, Rihanna, Annual Impact: $2,305,743
#8, George Clooney, Annual Impact: $2,184,500
#9, Salma Hayek, Annual Impact: $1,620,959
#10, Shakira, Annual Impact: $1,284,431

At the Bottom:
#50, Paris Hilton, Annual Impact: $538
#49, Robert De Niro, Annual Impact: $7,527
#48, Hilary Duff, Annual Impact: $16,800
#47, Celine Dion, Annual Impact: $30,366
#46, Jerry Seinfeld, Annual Impact: $60,036


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The entire list can be found at the second source, as well as the charities they are involved with. Also, the amount listed is a breakdown of 4 categories: TV, Print, Internet, and Personal donations.

Peter Andre has pipped former wife Jordan a.k.a Katie Price to bag the hero of 2009 title in a survey. The Aussie singer beat fellow divorcee Jo Wood, followed by X Factor winner Leona Lewis to win the celebrity of the year crown.

Jordan, on the other hand, was named voted the most hated celebrity in Britain as she topped the annual poll of the celebrity Villains of 2009. The glamour girl was trailed by supermodel Kate Moss, drug addict Amy Winehouse and disgraced rapper Kanye West in the survey headed by Virgin Media.

"After 12 months of controversial celeb highs and lows, it's interesting for us to let the public have their say," the Daily Star quoted Alison Davis from Virgin Media, as saying. "It's obvious with the opposing leaders, Katie and Peter, both securing landslide victories, that public interest in their saga is still strong," Media added.


idgi, Jordan is super classy, right?

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The Monarch, Henchman 21 and The Moppets sing a song for Dr. Girlfriend. It's adorable.

The Chipmunk Song

My favorite one will always be last year's Wonderful Christmastime.

Merry Christmas, ONTD!

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IN a year when retailing flat-lined, when a flailing economy sent creative types scurrying for aesthetic foxholes, when the most indelible fashion image was of a dead man’s sequin glove, a single unlikely figure raised the flag for style and its power to confound, bewitch and amuse.

( very tl;dr, but interesting. Bolded some for the teeldeer crowd )

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idegaf, I love this bitch, but I am no stan. Also, lawls on the JSimp stans. Keep on shining, you crazy diamonds.

( Mary J. Blige wants to damp down the drama over that fight at her record release party Tuesday night. )

ETA: Mary J Blige Punches Her Husband (CAUGHT ON TAPE!)



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Start watching at around 1:05... damn.

TY for linking us jules1966

No more drama. STFU.

ACTOR Colin Morgan is most famous for playing the title role in the BBC1 fantasy adventure series Merlin, which follows the early years of the sorcerer at Camelot.



Born in Armagh, Northern Ireland, the 23-year-old has also appeared on the Catherine Tate Show and in the acclaimed Doctor Who episode Midnight in 2008.

The second series of Merlin recently ended on BBC1 and will be out on DVD in February. A third series has been commissioned and in a new interview, Colin has spoken about what's coming and also what he would like to see in the show.

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From VMan magazine. (I think one of the pictures has been on here before, but not the others...)


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"I'm clearly not ugly."

– Megan Fox, acknowledging her good looks, to Entertainment Weekly



( Did your favorite meme make the cut? )

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MERRY FRIDAY, ONTD!  :-)

`And so this is Christmas ..."

I'm pushing the cart through the fancy supermarket picking up the smoked shrimp and purple potatoes for Christmas lunch and noticing it really is John Lennon and Yoko Ono's "Happy Xmas (War is Over)" instead of the standard carol fare coming over the PA.( read more  )

Princess Diaries (LOL random movie to choose) hottie Chris Pine heads out for some Christmas shopping (sans BFF Olivia Munn) at a clothing store on Melrose Avenue in Los Angeles on Christmas Eve Thursday (December 24).

The 29-year-old LA-born actor’s Star Trek revival film was the most pirated movie of 2009 according to a recent study. Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, RocknRolla, The Hangover and Twilight round out the top 5 films.

For the first time Eva Mendes had a photoshoot for russian ELLE.

Photoshoot took place in New York in October 2009.



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